abbysapparel:

*looks at boys my age* wow way too young for me

track: when you hold the door for someone and they don't say thank you
  • reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare

  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

dutchster:

what

dutchster:

what

fckyas-mmfd:

mmfdfinn:

haha this is great!

I never noticed that he does ask that a lot lol

kellerprocess:

dirae3:

imjakestimpson:

burnshit—fuckschool:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

sadiehd:

unlockaflockofwords:

Always reblog The Princess Bride

mawwiage

MOST QUOTABLE MOVIE EVER

this film though ffs

"Have fun storming the castle, boys!"

"You think it’ll work?"

"It’d take a miracle."

"Byeee!~"

❝ It’s true, I killed myself last Thursday. ❞
↳ Matthew Bellamy on the rumour about him commited suicide (source)

freshprincesofsheffield:

redheadedsatan:

al really hasn’t been sober since favourite worst nightmare

Lmfaoooo omg