• student: can i borrow a pencil
• teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
• student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

“Naked” - YouTube Comedy Week

thefangirlofeld:

destiel-in-the-tardis:

 #of course david tennant would get the most suggestive line in the whole movie #of course he would

And of course with the eyebrow quirk.

stoya:

Dear US Government: Once again, please kindly consider backing the fuck off of what goes in and comes out of my vaginal canal. Thank you, Stoya

bellamyyoung:

They wanted to go to the cinema.  But I said, no, I said no not until you wake up.  I was very firm.

At which point they suggested Blind Man’s Buff.

Yes.  Where are they?

At the cinema.

yourealwayshere:

 #I love how everybody enters like no problem and River is like BOOM FIRE

• Armenia: [singing] Should I live should I die without your love?
• Graham Norton: You should leave.

tardis-mind-palace:

lizthefangirl:

cityofmagnusbane:

And it was Trenzalore, it was definitely Trenzalore?

A+ to Matt`s acting in this episode 

I LITERALLY CANNOT STAND TO SEE HIM CRY

LIKE EVERY BIT OF HAPPINESS IN MY LIFE IS GONE THE SECOND HE STARTS TO CRY

GUYS THINK ABOUT THIS:

Clara has just mentioned seeing River. The Doctor says he always sees her. 
When Clara says she saw her, The Doctor is hit with the realisation that River in fact is real, and not just in his imagination. And that kills him. 
He’s crying because he thought he had an ending with her, but now he has to have another. 

HE’S CRYING BECAUSE SHE’S REAL.

jeremyandscarlett:

IF I EVER SEE MATT SMITH CRY AGAIN IM GOING TO BURY MYSELF IN A HOLE AND NEVER COME OUT

doctorwho:

The Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special premieres November 23, 2013